if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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