a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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