can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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