Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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