This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Randomize