How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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