just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Tornado booty call.. dedication
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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