you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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