i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
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Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
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Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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