he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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