when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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