cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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