Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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