I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
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Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
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After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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