Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
id be glad to
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
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The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
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He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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