i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
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A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
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the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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