So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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