Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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