so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
pop tarts are not kleenex
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
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He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
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Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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