Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
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Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
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If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I'm getting married
To pizza
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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