I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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