Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
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Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
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all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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