it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
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I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
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Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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