that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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