You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
You can't special order awesome
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your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
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Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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