honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
thus making me awesome and them whores
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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