He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
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There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
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In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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