LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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