I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
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I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
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I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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