Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
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The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
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I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
How naked do you want me to be?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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