I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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