oh god the rape fog is back!
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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