He is such a slut. More and more my type.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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