He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
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The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
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So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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