I'm drive I can fine osifer
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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