I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
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You did not just play the dead husband card again.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
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he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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