Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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