What tipped you off? The sombrero?
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
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