Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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