So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
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I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
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My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.