Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(801): View more from Utah

just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.

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(660): View more from Missouri

I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.

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(769): View more from Mississippi

My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth

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(770): View more from Georgia

Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you

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(518): View more from New York

alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?

(1-518): View more from New York

dude. you drew those with your dick

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(240): View more from Maryland

He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...

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(845): View more from New York

No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever

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(310): View more from California

So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.

(615): View more from Tennessee

Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?

(310): View more from California

Um. We had sex on a washing machine.

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