tell your sister to shave her snatch
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
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Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
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look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay