glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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