Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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