He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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