I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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