i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
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That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
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I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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