susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
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All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
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She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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