shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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