Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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