So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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