im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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