Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
honey bunches of taint.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
last night I used snow as a chaser
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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