why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
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I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
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I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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