So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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