It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I hope mine doesn't look like that
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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